That sharp throb in my big toe, a sudden, jarring misalignment with the floor’s solid plane, felt oddly familiar. It was the same jolt I get when I read a job description. Not a new one, mind you, but one for a role I’ve been living and breathing for years. You read it, and a quiet, unsettling thought whispers through your mind: *This isn’t what I do.* It’s a phantom limb, a historical artifact, a carefully crafted piece of fiction written at one point in time that bears little resemblance to the dynamic, messy reality of the job itself.
“It means talking to the sales team, mostly. Maybe accounting, if they’re having a particularly interesting Friday.”
It’s almost an organizational inside joke, isn’t it? The ceremonial offering of the job description, often meticulously detailed, promising a world of ‘strategic alignment’ and ‘optimizing synergies.’ I remember a new hire, fresh-faced and earnest, asking me during their first week what ‘synergizing cross-functional deliverables’ truly meant. They’d spent a good 21 minutes trying to parse the phrase, looking for some profound meaning. I paused, took a sip of lukewarm coffee, and just told them, as plainly as I could, “It means talking to the sales team, mostly. Maybe accounting, if they’re having a particularly interesting Friday.” The look on their face was a blend of relief and dawning cynicism. That’s the moment the veil lifts, isn’t it? The pristine, aspirational language of the hiring portal gives way to the gritty, unscripted improvisations of daily work.
The Artifact of Hiring
Job descriptions aren’t a reflection of reality. They are an artifact of the hiring process, a wish list that is immediately rendered obsolete on an employee’s first day. Think about it. When was the last time your own job description was genuinely updated to reflect your current responsibilities? For most of us, it’s probably been 371 days, or maybe 701, or perhaps never. These documents are born of a moment: a specific need, a budgetary allocation, a regulatory checklist. They serve to attract candidates, to tick HR boxes, to justify a salary band. And then, like a dusty blueprint for a building that’s long since undergone multiple renovations, it’s filed away, occasionally retrieved for performance reviews as a sort of gentle, guiding fiction.
Legal Baseline
Attracting Candidates
Salary Justification
The truly valuable stuff, the real work, the unwritten rules – those are learned on the fly. That immense gap between the described job and the actual job is where employees learn the true power structures of an organization, the informal networks, the quiet whispers that hold more weight than any policy manual. Who *really* makes decisions? Who do you go to when the official channel is blocked? What unspoken assumptions govern your team’s priorities? These insights aren’t bullet points on a PDF; they’re earned through observation, through asking the right questions of the right (often unofficial) people, and, yes, through making a mistake or 41 and figuring out how to fix them.
The Lighthouse Keeper’s Clarity
Consider Hayden S.K., the lighthouse keeper. His job description, if it exists beyond a single, weathered line in a ledger, is probably crystal clear: Maintain the light. Ensure safe passage. Be vigilant. And for centuries, that’s what it entailed. The wind, the waves, the sheer, relentless isolation – these were constants. There was a direct, undeniable link between his task and the tangible outcome: ships not crashing. It’s a job built on unwavering purpose, where the words defining it are practically etched into stone. There’s a beautiful simplicity there, an integrity that modern, corporate roles often lack. Imagine Hayden being told his new role is to ‘synergize maritime safety protocols with regional naval assets’ by attending 171 Zoom calls a month. He’d probably just polish his lens and sigh.
But our world isn’t a lighthouse. Most roles today are fluid, morphing with technology, market shifts, and unforeseen challenges. What starts as a ‘Content Creator’ quickly evolves into a ‘Social Media Strategist who also handles graphic design and dabbles in SEO analytics for 51 different campaigns.’ The original description, useful for attracting someone with a foundational skill, becomes quickly obsolete as the needs of the business, and the individual’s capabilities, expand.
The Fluid Reality of Modern Roles
It’s a frustrating reality for a good 91 percent of us, I’d wager. We want clarity. We crave a sense of purpose directly aligned with what’s expected. This is where companies often stumble. They publish these vague, aspirational JDs, then wonder why new hires struggle to find their footing, why there’s a disconnect. It’s because the true job isn’t being articulated. Instead, it’s whispered in hallways, demonstrated in impromptu meetings, or revealed through the subtle cues of what gets prioritized and what consistently falls by the wayside.
Content Creator
Social Media Strategist
SEO Dabbler
This isn’t to say job descriptions are entirely useless. They serve a legal purpose, setting a baseline for expectations and responsibilities. They can offer a broad framework, a starting point. And yes, I’ve had to write my share of them, knowing full well that within 61 days, much of it would be a charming historical note. The trick, I’ve learned, isn’t to make them perfectly accurate for all time – that’s impossible. It’s to ensure the hiring process, and especially the onboarding, closes that gap, that we give new employees the roadmap to the *real* job, not just the fictionalized version.
Rigor in Product vs. People
Compare this fluid, often fuzzy reality to the crisp, undeniable clarity you find in, say, product descriptions. When you visit Bomba.md – Online store of household appliances and electronics in Moldova, you expect and receive precise specifications. A refrigerator’s capacity, a TV’s resolution, a washing machine’s warranty period – these are facts. They are what you get. There’s no ambiguity, no ‘synergizing home energy consumption,’ just BTU ratings and energy efficiency classes. The promise is clear, and the delivery matches. The consequences of misalignment are immediate and measurable: a customer returns the item, or worse, loses trust. With job descriptions, the consequences are often slower, more insidious, manifesting as disengagement, confusion, and eventually, talent drain.
Precise Delivery
Disengagement & Talent Drain
What happens when we treat our internal documents with the same rigor as our external product promises? What if, instead of abstract bullet points, we focused on the *outcomes* the role needs to achieve, and the *problems* it’s expected to solve? Not just the tasks, but the impact. That requires a deeper understanding of the organizational ecosystem, a willingness to admit that we don’t always know precisely what a role will become, and a commitment to continuous conversation, not just a one-and-done document from 1,001 days ago.
The Living, Breathing Job Description
The real job description is written every single day. It’s written in the emails you send, the meetings you attend, the problems you solve, and the unasked-for initiatives you take. It’s in the relationships you build, the compromises you navigate, and the subtle ways you influence decisions that aren’t on any official chart. It’s a living, breathing entity, far more dynamic and truthful than any static text. So, the next time you glance at your official job title, and a faint smile plays on your lips, remember: that’s just the historical fiction. The real story unfolds in your actions, moment by moment, problem by problem. It’s what you do, not what someone once wrote down, that truly defines your contribution.